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Dumbstruck Like Dominoes

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Where to start, where to start, where to start? I usually know just where to start, but today comes a challenge, almost unlike any other, relatively amusing to me.

This challenge is, of course, responding to the amount of hate mail (and the comments in praise and agreement) and disagreement among the comments. And if anyone’s wondering why I tend to address the negative feedback more than the positive feedback: I do so because I’m sure you can all handle being respectable without me having to point it out. But silence is concession, and, as such, I’d like acknowledge my newest fan: Domino.

Domino’s Story

Just like most of the other people that are too incompetent and too blinded by their own defensiveness to recognize my sarcasm, Domino has done quite the obvious, he’s taken to a bitter disposition in response to my “Generic Black Bars” post. Though I think he’s tried to remain “mature” in his vocabulary, his rhetoric is that of a middleschooler who’s had their Cheerios pissed in. What’s even worse, none of the pictures I’ve referred to in my previous post were made by him. So he has no discernible reason to be angry at me, much less trying to get even more people angry at me. He’s also, apparently, extremely impulsive, aggressive and somewhat conniving. All, apparently, in response to my latest blog post.

He also goes by the name, “Danieru-kun” here in the comments section.

He’s trying to convince people to be angry at me, he’s called me a “dick,” and perhaps most interestingly of all, he doesn’t have much of a reason to be mad at me. I haven’t mentioned him or his picture in my last blog post, so I’m not sure why he’s angry. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume I’ve said something to offend him. But that’s beside the point. Regardless of why he’s mad at me, let’s take a look at how he’s chosen to be mad at me.

You’ve Got the Wrong Guy!

He’s made several posts like this, in several of the threads I’ve referred to, in his attempts to direct anger at me. (Click on the picture for a larger version). First of all, he’s asking people to send hatemail, about me, to a person, who is not only NOT me, but somebody I don’t even know. That’s right, I am not “GuitarFreak” from the Facepunch forums. I don’t frequent them. Looks like you better start sending out apologies, Domino.

GG.

Now, what’s also interesting, is the fact that he’s agreeing with me. Not only should he not be mad at me, but he’s agreeing with me. Now folks, I will discern the difference between disagreement and anger. Sure you might disagree with what I say from time to time, but when you start gathering an angry e-mob of haters in attempts to disparage me and my opinions thereof, chances are you’re pretty pissed off. Why else would he go through the trouble of harnessing an angry group of disgruntled teenagers to silence me?

Here are some of the posts in which he expresses his agreement with me (yet also manages to insult me in):

I don’t think I need to continue with those. It’s obvious that we’re dealing with a very deeply conflicted individual (and I say “deeply” because he obviously cares a great deal about me as he’s found some of the threads that I’ve referred to, advertised me in them, then attempted to direct “hate” at me). There are two things I want to say to this guy:

For God’s sake, say sorry to that poor guy you had everyone send hate mail to on the Facepunch forums. I mean, you probably feel pretty stupid about it, but you should still apologize. Whoever that “GuitarFreak” guy is, he probably didn’t deserve a random flood of hateful Private Messages (that is to say, if anyone even obeyed this “Domino” guy as he asked them to).

And the second point should go to everyone.

If you can’t handle my sarcasm, you shouldn’t be on the internet without parental supervision. It’s as simple as that. I’m not “angry” about this, as some of the responders would like to claim in light of my previous post. If you think this blog is me “raging” or “being mad” at things, you’re horribly mistaken, probably because you’re too blinded by adolescence, insecurity and incompetence to recognize any sort of sarcasm.

And insecurity is what the prevalent issue is here. The logic of what most of these people are saying is, “if you don’t like my pictures, you’re a dick.” Since, you know, we don’t need freedom of speech or freedom to disagree or anything like that. That would be silly!

What’s more,  the comments are all terrible. They offer such insightful statements:

“Fuck off.”

“Cry in a corner.”

“You are a faggot”

“Hey asshole”

“fag.”

“Shut the fuck up”

“Go cry in a corner”

But don’t take my word for it! Go see the comments for yourself below the “Generic Black Bars” post!

Despite what it may seem, most of the feedback has been positive. But what I find ironic, is that among all the comments, even those from the newcomers (from Facepunch I assume), the most grammatically correct and the most logical ones, are the ones that agree with the post. And I’m not trying to silence any opposition to my opinions, I’m just noting a trend. I like it when people disagree with me, but these people seem to lack any amount of competence to fight logic with anything other than, “fag.”


Generic Black Bars

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Somewhere, at some point in time, likely in the last year or so, all of Garry’s Mod’s worst comic makers, rag doll posers and graphic “artists” decided to get together and have a conversation about their crappy screenshots. They all got together and asked, “How can we continue to make terrible, cliched screenshots that lack any sense of depth whatsoever,” (aside from a filthy use of Depth of Field), “and stop getting such displeased and awful,” (yet appropriate), “feedback?” Of course it probably looked a lot less punctuated than that and involved a lot less grammar but whatever all those idiots said was something to that extent.

The solution was, of course, “Hey! Let’s a throw a couple of random-ass black bars on the top and bottom of the image! That’s something I can do in MS Paint or in my dad’s pirated copy of CS4.” How could we all have been so stupid all along? I can’t believe I didn’t think to do that! I should’ve known, everyone should’ve known, that the secret to making amazing screenshots, apparently, is to stick a black bar on the top and bottom of every jpeg.

Am I the only one who isn’t crazy, here? If your screenshot sucks, it’s going to continue to suck no matter how much useless black space you add to it. I’m sure some will argue, “Oh, but it’s like you’re watching a movie and it’s a stylistic device.” If I wanted to feel like I was watching a movie, I might, oh I don’t know, go watch a fucking movie. And you can’t call something a stylistic device, not only because this “something” is really just two black bars, but because every other idiot on Facepunch does it.

Conclusion: Adding a black bar to the top and bottom of your screenshots isn’t “creative” or “cinematic,” you’re just making a horse’s ass out of yourself and promoting the use of even more non sequitur bullshit that twelve year olds are already infamous for.

But before I end this post, let’s take a look at some of the most recent examples seen on Facepunch:

(I didn’t bother crediting these photos because I’m in a decent mood today. Associating any name with these photos would just bring unending shame (and truth) upon the creator of them and they probably wouldn’t learn from it anyway.)

Another screenshot from the flood of generic Left 4 Dead 1 and Left 4 Dead 2 crossover-themed shitty screenshots that have been flooding the internet as of late. The addition black bars doesn’t justify the trite, mutilation of these characters.

And if you can’t see the cliche and stupidity of the last three, you’re probably one of the people making these retarded screenshots.

Ciao.

Where’s My Jill Sandwich?

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Am I alone in the world when I say that the Resident Evil series was a thousand times better before RE:4 and 5 were created? Sometimes I feel like it. I watched a rerun of an old X-Play episode where they reviewed Resident Evil 4. They said that it was hard to even think about going back and playing the old games. I find that to be completely ridiculous.

Resident Evil: Directors Cut box art.

Resident Evil: Director's Cut box art.

Resident Evil 1 was the first survival horror game I ever played, and I didn’t even start by playing it myself. I watched my older brother beat the entire game, and I loved every second. A few years later, I worked up the courage to play it myself. It’s been about 10 years now and I still love playing it. So the prospect of it being hard to come back and play RE:1 after playing 4 is unfathomable to me.

The first ever zombie encounter in Resident Evil 1.

The first ever zombie encounter in Resident Evil 1.

Frankly, I find it difficult to play RE:4 and even consider it a true sequel. (I’m not mentioning RE:5 because I haven’t played much more than the demo because it angers me so much.) Resident Evil -for me- was always about the puzzles and the atmosphere. RE:4 has almost none of either of these. It’s a shooter, not a survival horror. Where are all the puzzle locks and complicated do-hickies that you have take to the other thing and combine it to make the whatchamacallit? They aren’t there. Where’s the scary, cramped, dark and stale atmosphere? Any crowded city blocks with destroyed cars and debris everywhere? I don’t see that anywhere either.

Then there’s the widely argued, “But those static cameras and controls are too hard!” complaint. Get over it. Those camera angles gave the entire game life. It was like you were watching a beautifully filmed horror movie, except you’re the main character. You’re being stalked and watched from every angle, you hear something, but it’s off frame, the best you can do is aim into the darkness and pull the trigger and hope whatever it is dies before you run out of ammunition. (Just writing that makes me want to go play it.) That, right there, is survival horror, not getting a camera full of shoulder-blade and mowing down groups of people.

RE:4 gameplay.

RE:4 gameplay.

Just my thoughts.

Oh, and Capcom, Outbreak Files 1 and 2 were almost there, why not bring it home with File 3?

my neighborhood

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Supposedly Famous People

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The other day I found an interesting picture (provided by Raidenator) involving about 100 significant, historic people. Some of you may have already seen this as it is a few years old (give or take), but I thought I’d take a look at it anyway.

(Click for high res)

Anyway, it’s a cool picture albeit lacking some important people (Martin Luther King Jr., Clint Eastwood, George Washington). There are lists of answers floating around the web although I haven’t found any official one. Overall, seeing Stalin, DaVinci and Abraham Lincoln at the same table is pretty interesting.

my car

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