This is not a drill.
Any man worth his salt will begin a prompt purge, via the Demoman, of all Soldiers amidst the battle field. Since creation, Valve has repeatedly slandered and soiled the Demoman’s abilities and effects. They’ve reduced his ammo. They’ve reduced damage. They’ve even encouraged a reduction of his respect on the Steam Forums.
I am hereby announcing the annulment of any and all friendships of mine that should extend to a surf and blind supporter of the Soldier. This is to be effective immediately.
